Have a little therapy casserole
Try a little school meatloaf
How 'bout an alcoholic husband on the side
Don't forget to sample the fertility smorgasboard
There's lots to eat here
at the Divine Diner.
It's all free of charge
You don't even have to ask
It'll be heaped on your plate
And if there's too much, we'll just give you another
You'll eat and eat, never stopping
who cares if you explode?
The plate's beginning to crack
Your marriage is melting
Personalities are spilling over
Now you've tripped and the plate is flying
Pick it all up off the floor
Dinner is served!
